My Netflix queue has hit 500 items. If I try to add anything else, Netflix basically says, "Are you kidding me? You've got 500 fucking movies lined up right now! Do you even expect to live long enough to watch 500 movies?"
So, I can either throw myself fully into clearing out my bloated queue by watching and returning DVDs as quickly as possible and taking fuller advantage of the streaming-video service, or I can just start a second profile for my account, which comes with a shiny new up-to-500-more-items queue. Care to guess which course I'll end up taking?