So, You See the Game Last Night?

My verdict: the ads were mostly dumb (although I did laugh at the one with Charles Barkley), the game was mostly dull (except the last five minutes, which were mostly exciting and Schadenfreude-tastic), Tom Petty was mostly good, and the Puppy Bowl was mostly adorable (except the Referee, who was trying too hard to be Zach Braff). Thus ends my sports commentary for the foreseeable future.