Well, it's finally time for that annual event in which people across the nation gather in front of their televisions and see athletes at the peak of physical perfection batting it out for supremacy on the gridiron. We mere mortals can only gaze in awe at the determination, stamina and sheer competition on display.
I am talking, of course, about Puppy Bowl IV.
I've got $500 on the line that the puppies will be adorable. Plus, I bet another $50 that a pug will take a dump on the field at some point.