I forgot to mention this earlier, but yet another movie has earned the coveted "F" rating from the A.V. Club. In this case, it's the Christian melodrama Fireproof, which is described as "a movie only Ned and Maude Flanders could love."
You know, a few centuries ago religious art was a category that included Bach's compositions and Michelangelo's frescoes. Today, it's more like Christian rock and bad Kirk Cameron movies.