And we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to the video store!

You kids today, you don't know how easy you got it! Why, when I was in school and didn't feel like reading a thick novel the day before it was due, we had to choose whether to watch the movie or read the Cliff's Notes. And if we wanted to be thorough and do both, we had to go to two stores! Or at least two sections of the same store . . . but the kids these days are spoiled, I tells ya! I blame the rap music.