Somebody Get These Two a Sitcom!

From an article about a contest to win an eco-friendly wedding at Isaiah Zagar's Magic Garden:

When Jerue came across an ad for the contest on the Internet early last week, he turned to his girlfriend.

"You're not going to believe this. What do you think I'm looking at?"

"Porn?" she replied.

"No. Try again."

She shrugged. "I'm out of ideas."

I know who I'm rooting for!