An Important Lesson for Musicians

Hi there, Sebastian Bach and Ghostface Killah! I know you two have been very upset about your low ratio of record sales to MySpace friends, and I have some sad news to tell you: people who made friends with you online by clicking a link are not, typically, real friends or hardcore fans of your music. It's disillusioning, I know, but if you guys come to terms with this, I promise I'll be completely trusting when you tell me that Philly is your favorite town to play and that this particular audience is the best audience you've had on this tour.