Dear Steven Rea,
You certainly have more of a right to claim the title of Film Critic than I do, so I won't presume to tell you how to do your job. However, I can't help but think that when you are reviewing a monster movie that has been very careful not to reveal what the monster is, it may be bad form to describe said monster in the second friggin' paragraph of your review. Some of us like to be surprised.
P.S. - Jerk.