Monday, October 15, 2007

My Cosmic Autumn Agenda

To do this fall:
  • continue watching Gilmore Girls DVDs
  • drink things with some kind of spice in them
  • go to a concert and wait outside in the cold, underdressed, for an hour before the doors open
  • take a day trip to Princeton, try to pass as a student, browse the Record Exchange, keep eyes peeled for Joyce Carol Oates or Paul Krugman
  • watch Rushmore
  • watch It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
  • watch Night of the Living Dead
  • have my annual work-related meltdown
  • make another attempt to enjoy drinking red wine
  • carve a Rudy Giuliani jack-o-lantern to scare away neighborhood kids
  • find a quad somewhere; walk through it while wearing a scarf
  • come up with a clever Halloween costume on November 1
  • listen to "Alice's Restaurant"
  • eat 5 pounds of stuffing (preferably on Thanksgiving)
  • come to the conclusion that autumn is overrated; start looking forward to winter

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