Monday, October 8, 2007

Snarky Quotes for Columbus Day

I refuse to consider Columbus Day a holiday unless I get a day off of work. So suck on this, Cristóbal Colón!

Lisa Simpson
: I'm so proud of you, Mom. You're like Christopher Columbus. You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.

Herbert Stempel: You know why they call them Indians? Because Columbus thought he was in India. They're "Indians" because some white guy got lost.

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