Saturday, September 8, 2007

Even Better: Abraham Lincoln's Ghost / Optimus Prime 2008

The editorial page of the New York Sun play another game of "Hey, wouldn't it be awesome if..." and fantasizes about their dream presidential candidate. The last time we went down this road, they were singing the praises of an imaginary Dick Cheney '08 campaign.

These editorials lead me to believe that the New York Sun's offices are actually a gateway into another dimension, one in which the American people are clamoring for the war in Iraq to go on forever and Dick Cheney is a modern day John F. Kennedy. Also, cats routinely chase dogs up trees and hamburgers eat people.

No comments: