Friday, September 21, 2007

Ya See, Black People Ask For Iced Tea Like This...

Today on Bill O'Reilly's Adventures in the Real World, our intrepid hero ventures into the wilds of Harlem, where he is shocked to discover that the people there do not talk like they are characters in a Quentin Tarantino movie. Later, he took a bus to Chinatown and was disappointed that no intricately choreographed kung-fu fights broke out, then took a stroll through Little Italy where, to his surprise, nobody offered him a spicy meat-a-ball or fitted him for cement shoes.

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