is to gain entrance to the All Candy Expo, a convention that I previously assumed was made up for that Simpsons episode. The candy lingerie is probably one of the least erotic things I have ever seen, and the candy grillz and candy bottle cap make my teeth hurt just looking at them.
Also, Lauren Graham's father is a candy industry lobbyist? That must have been an awesome childhood. But does the candy industry really need lobbyists? I mean, everyone loves candy. It's delicious!