Political News Round-Up

• After yet another Republican finds himself embroiled in oral sex-related charges, I think it's clear who's to blame: The Clenis. If it hadn't been for Clinton, these conservatives would all be blissfully unaware of the existence of so-called "blow jobs."
• Laura and Jenna Bush are apparently writing a children's book about "a child who does not like reading." I can't seem to think of a snide comment to be made about that bit of news.
• With Tom Tancredo's (R-CO) insane foreign policy taking up the news, it's important to remember that his domestic policy is pretty much insane as well. I'll give him points for consistency, at least.