Monday, August 13, 2007

Today In Squid News

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According to NBC News' Brian Williams, squid is "a fantastic word." Also, squids live underwater, and they have eight arms and two tentacles. Stay tuned for more details.

I'm a little peeved that Kermit the Frog didn't get a chance to cover this story. The guy's been paying his dues on the fairy tale/nursery rhyme beat for decades, but they give the anchor's chair to this Williams guy? Shameful.

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